08 4 / 2014

I’m not going to post anything until the 20th June, when my GCSEs will (finally) be over. I know that’s a long time away, but I have a lot of exams coming up, and I really need to revise a lot for them because I am behind in many of my subjects.

08 4 / 2014

mean-cannibals:

a-reckoning-on-dat-ass:

So I took this v serious. The three flavors I chose are lamb, red wine, and dramatic irony. 

10/10 would pair with sour-cream-and-not-people-dip

mean-cannibals:

a-reckoning-on-dat-ass:

So I took this v serious. The three flavors I chose are lamb, red wine, and dramatic irony. 

10/10 would pair with sour-cream-and-not-people-dip

(Source: probably-the-chesapeake-ripper, via searching-for-a-blue-box)

08 4 / 2014

beltainefaerie:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

Is all of Tumblr having a row with the chip and PIN machine?

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08 4 / 2014

08 4 / 2014

sammybitchfacewinchester:

The initial bidding for The Word of God

sometimes supernatural is sad

and then sometimes stuff like this happens

(Source: injectablefame712, via searching-for-a-blue-box)

08 4 / 2014

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via sgtsanguine)

08 4 / 2014

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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08 4 / 2014

slightlysalty:

OMG

THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK

ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON HIS FACE

(Source: no-drama-no-bullshit, via thelastkachardouriandragon)

08 4 / 2014

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

(Source: catleecious, via sorryraggedyman)

08 4 / 2014

dallassalad:

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now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

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